It really felt different when I moved into the city a couple
of years back. There was the semblance between the landscapes I saw in movies
back home in Lagos and the skyline of downtown Calgary. The drive from the
airport was some sort of Deja vu, a reconstruction of the images that had
flashed in my mind many times over. Here we were, driving through the well
lined streets, the wide open spaces and the multiple car lanes like those of
German Autobahns, the feeling can’t be described in a paragraph. For me, this
was the culmination of a lifelong desire to immigrate to a Country that had all
the bells and whistles because the externals resonated with assumptions of what
a Western Country should look like.
My first interview went fast as I got a call to show up the
same day that I applied for the job. Can you imagine the new guy on the block
who just came into the country, had been searching for jobs but none had worked
out as I had imagined but then picked up a free magazine, flipped to the
classified section and saw a job advert that looked promising. When I got the
call the same day that I applied for the job, I felt ecstatic, partly thinking
that this was finally my moment, I couldn’t be happier.
Trust now, I had my suit on, shined my shoes and made sure
my hair was well groomed. I got to the interview like 40 minutes before time as
I could not afford to let anything go wrong. I was ushered to sit in a
small hall with about 25 chairs, waiting to be called for the real show. Soon
after I was seated, other people started to trickle in and I began to get iffy
about the number of interviewees coming in.
At a point I felt like I was in the wrong place and I had to
ask a staff who was standing by to confirm that there was going to be an
interview for real. Anyways, a lady who seemed to call the shot started to call
people by name to an office that was right in front of the sitting area. Each person came out with a paper which
eventually turned out to be an offer letter. To my chagrin, I was called and the
interview did not last 10 minutes and I was given an offer letter. Wouldn’t you
ask what the job offer was? I was being recruited to sell knives. I mean, to
sell knives to who? I was new in the country, cash was limited, I was somewhat
desperate to work to earn money and someone was going to send me on a wild goose
chase to market knives and earn stipends from commission. This couldn’t have exacerbated
my frustration any further if you know what I mean. That was my first real
experience as a new immigrant looking for work in far away Canada.
Story by JJC
Knife? To who. Lmao. This is serious.
ReplyDeleteGood question? Met some people who had this experience too.
DeleteI want to believe this recruiter has something more fraudulent in mind planned for later, cos telling someone to market knife is just too ridiculous. Again, this just shows that newcomers need to be a lot less desperate for anything in the name of work.
ReplyDeleteHi Dapo,
DeleteI don't blame new immigrants though, the job advert did not state that they were going to sell knives. It probably had a catchy caption like "Sales representatives wanted".
Well at least the writer didn't agree to go on a knife selling spree. LMAO
Knife lohun lohun rotfl
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Hilarious stuff.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO! I cant comprehend having dress up in suit with well groomed shoes only to be asked to market Knives....lol!The annoyance & frustration! Very Hilarious now but would not have been then.
ReplyDeleteHehehe, wear suit and tie to go and sell knives. I can imagine the anger.
DeleteThanks sis.